Det sker jo med ca. et års mellemrum, at Andedammen (altså bloggen her, hvis du sku være i tvivl) går totalt i sort og jeg intet får skrevet. Men så er der pludselig en person, der mener, at jeg skulle skrive videre, for det var da meget underholdende…
Jeg har ikke rigtig noget spændende at fortælle, udover at Rolsted bankede mig sønder og sammen, gul og blå og plukkede fjerene af mig i dag til badminton. Det var rædselsfuldt, i øvrigt oven på en ganske forfærdelig mandag. Næste mandag kl. 17 står jeg igen asigt til ansigt med djævelen selv med ketcheren i hånden, men der må jeg være anderledes forberedt – måske som billedet herunder.
The fun of watching completely deranged dancing, swirling Germans dressed up as ancient Mongolian dictators notwithstanding, what is it about this annual song contest that is so appealing – at least to us Europeans?
To be fair, the above song and dance is 30 years old. Surely, matters have improved over the years.
Nope…
Okay, the music is better – at least to me, it is – but the costumes have become much, much worse.
This was two extreme examples, I realize that, but the fact remains that the contest is an amazing spectable, completely devoid of anything resembling taste.
I will start writing some of my posts in English for the benefit of some English speaking friends – maybe all posts…don’t know yet.
Anyway, on with the show. Twitter – this is fun stuff. It is called micro blogging: As a twitter person, you have a total of 140 characters to tell your message. This message is launched over your twitter account and the people who have chosen to follow you can then see what what is on your mind. They can follow from different kinds of platforms and applications: Either by simply logging into their account on the web, by installing a small Twitter program on their computer, or on mobile devices such as the iPhone:o)
The whole thing really exploded when Ashton Kutcher snapped a picture of his wife, Demi Moore’s uhm, rear and uploaded it for the whole world to see. She was wearing underwear! Every newspaper in the western world picked up the story and suddenly everybody wanted to twit. No mention of the fact that Ashton – aside from being an actor – is also an internet entrepreneur, steadily working on building a portfolio of online offerings – which is great, go right ahead Mr. Moore, all the best, but I would guess that free advertisement around the world worth millions and millions of dollars did not exactly harm his venture:o)
I follow only a few friends which is a bit sad but not that many I know twit just yet. I do, however, follow a number of famous people (sounds like I am stalker:o). Among these are
Hugh Jackman
Steve Buscemi – ask me why
Lance Armstrong – don’t ask me why
Darth Vader – he is hugely funny
Bill Gates – who is utterly pointless and extremely dull
Ashton Kutcher – because everyone else follows him
Demi Moore – because she’s married to Ashton
Sasha Grey, Janna Haze, Stoya, Jessica Drake – in the hope these porn stars will post some sleaze, which one of them has so keep reading:o)
The Onion – cause they are funny as hell
TIME.com – because they are interesting as hell
John McCain – because I need to be reminded about the stupidity of politicians in general
Stephen Fry – because he’s a great English actor and makes beautiful use of the English language and because Ian McKellan unfortunately does not twit
Peter Kolmisoppi – one of the Pirate Bay guys and I think the verdict over them is a disgrace
Jon Favreau – no, not Obamas speach writer (which would be great) but the director of Ironman with Robert Downey
I also follow Britney Spears, Donnie Wahlberg, and Schwarzenegger but they are totally pointless which Hugh Jackman is as well.
These are some of the highlights so far.
Steve Buscemi to Ashton Kutcher: “Yo Ashton, I have a proposition for you: a summer vacation to the Bahamas & a weekend wife swap. Pick the date; I’ll make it happen”.
Darth Vader: “I feel a tremor in the Force. No, actually it was just my special lunch burrito. My bad.” “Ordered a trooper to ready my TIE for action & he said he couldn’t because we’re all out of those little umbrellas. Un. Be. Lievable.”
Stoya (porn star). Her followers were treated to this neat little string of tweets about the kinky joys of doing porn:
“steve holmes, @jamesdeen , and both of my holes. f…ing exciting ”
“no storyline today, just straightup dirty gonzo sex ”
“i wish @joannaangel was here again. im starting to get nervous”
“done. that was AMAZING double penetration is AWESOME”
If you would like to follow me on twitter, my account is andesteg. You can also see my tweets right here on the blog. See the Twitter widget at the top left of the home page…
Ja, hvad mon det handler om:o)
Okay, jeg skulle måske, muligvis nok og tilnærmeligvis have været ingeniør. Har jo fundet ud af, at ham den mega-lækre, humanoire-fyr, efter længere tid er blevet den største nørd, som rent faktisk synes, at html, javascript, web-standarder og alt hvad Illustreret Videnskab skriver er vildt spændende. Og ærlig talt – jeg har det godt med det.
Nuvel, Københavns Universitet – og med slet skjult stolthed – hvor jeg arbejder undersøger i øjeblikket hvordan universitet kan markedsføres via nye, spændende medier og teknologier.
Det her er god underholdning. Det naturvidenskabelige fakultet, eller science som de gerne vil hedde, har lanceret denne kampagne, som opfordrer personer til at komme med filmklip, som kan vise hvor kanon det er at læse på science.
Klik “Skip intro” og gå derefter videre til Inspiration. Når du har grinet færdig over den her, den her, den her og den her, så klik dig videre til “Se indsendte film” og grin videre.
Den samme gamle sang: Kvinder vil gerne have høje mænd eller i hvert fald mænd, som er højere end dem selv. Og sådan er det nu en gang. Lidt trist når nu jeg selv ikke ligefrem er verdens højeste, men jeg skal vel ikke klage.
Ham her ser ud til at have lidt problemer med selvtilliden på trods af sine, øhm, allerede opnåede mål:o)
En fantastisk film, hvor computergrafik kombineres med den faktiske radiokommunikation mellem de forskellige kontroltårne og flyet, som nødlander på Hudson-floden…
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