Andesteg on Twitter
I will start writing some of my posts in English for the benefit of some English speaking friends – maybe all posts…don’t know yet.
Anyway, on with the show.
Twitter – this is fun stuff. It is called micro blogging: As a twitter person, you have a total of 140 characters to tell your message. This message is launched over your twitter account and the people who have chosen to follow you can then see what what is on your mind. They can follow from different kinds of platforms and applications: Either by simply logging into their account on the web, by installing a small Twitter program on their computer, or on mobile devices such as the iPhone:o)
The whole thing really exploded when Ashton Kutcher snapped a picture of his wife, Demi Moore’s uhm, rear and uploaded it for the whole world to see. She was wearing underwear! Every newspaper in the western world picked up the story and suddenly everybody wanted to twit. No mention of the fact that Ashton – aside from being an actor – is also an internet entrepreneur, steadily working on building a portfolio of online offerings – which is great, go right ahead Mr. Moore, all the best, but I would guess that free advertisement around the world worth millions and millions of dollars did not exactly harm his venture:o)
I follow only a few friends which is a bit sad but not that many I know twit just yet. I do, however, follow a number of famous people (sounds like I am stalker:o). Among these are
- Hugh Jackman
- Steve Buscemi – ask me why
- Lance Armstrong – don’t ask me why
- Darth Vader – he is hugely funny
- Bill Gates – who is utterly pointless and extremely dull
- Ashton Kutcher – because everyone else follows him
- Demi Moore – because she’s married to Ashton
- Sasha Grey, Janna Haze, Stoya, Jessica Drake – in the hope these porn stars will post some sleaze, which one of them has so keep reading:o)
- The Onion – cause they are funny as hell
- TIME.com – because they are interesting as hell
- John McCain – because I need to be reminded about the stupidity of politicians in general
- Stephen Fry – because he’s a great English actor and makes beautiful use of the English language and because Ian McKellan unfortunately does not twit
- Peter Kolmisoppi – one of the Pirate Bay guys and I think the verdict over them is a disgrace
- Jon Favreau – no, not Obamas speach writer (which would be great) but the director of Ironman with Robert Downey
I also follow Britney Spears, Donnie Wahlberg, and Schwarzenegger but they are totally pointless which Hugh Jackman is as well.
These are some of the highlights so far.
Steve Buscemi to Ashton Kutcher: “Yo Ashton, I have a proposition for you: a summer vacation to the Bahamas & a weekend wife swap. Pick the date; I’ll make it happen”.
Darth Vader: “I feel a tremor in the Force. No, actually it was just my special lunch burrito. My bad.” “Ordered a trooper to ready my TIE for action & he said he couldn’t because we’re all out of those little umbrellas. Un. Be. Lievable.”
Stoya (porn star). Her followers were treated to this neat little string of tweets about the kinky joys of doing porn:
- “steve holmes, @jamesdeen , and both of my holes. f…ing exciting
” - “no storyline today, just straightup dirty gonzo sex ”
- “i wish @joannaangel was here again. im starting to get nervous”
- “done. that was AMAZING double penetration is AWESOME”
If you would like to follow me on twitter, my account is andesteg. You can also see my tweets right here on the blog. See the Twitter widget at the top left of the home page…
